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Guest4178 |
Posted - 01/09/2012 : 14:47:11 I'm not making this up.
Dustin Penner is out with a pancake-eating injury. (He hurt his back while eating eating pancakes.)
Here's the actual quote from Penner himself:
“Apparently it’s one of those mysterious things, where you can throw it out (from) sneezing. I just leaned over to dip into some delicious pancakes that my wife made. It’s just like it [the pain] wraps around you and squeezes. … So it was disappointing. Hopefully it’s just an isolated incident, and not something that’s going to become chronic.”
If I were Penner, I would have come up with a better story. I'm not disputing what took place, but with his reputation as a lumbering, sometimes out of shape player, he would have been better off making up a hockey playing (or practicing) excuse for his injury.
Maybe the Kings will put a clause in his contract about eating pancakes. Most players are not allowed to engage in high-risk activities like skydiving or bungee-jumping, but for Penner, they may want to consider expanding it to include flapjack eating expenditures, etc.
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heshoots67 |
Posted - 08/08/2019 : 15:17:03 Yummy pancakes |
fiorasyndra1 |
Posted - 05/15/2019 : 01:00:15 manticonvert.com zero to hero |
jasonstem |
Posted - 03/30/2012 : 05:35:01 I swear a piece of apple nearly killed me once :P I can choke on all sorts of stuff if I end up trying to eat it too fast in a hurry :P |
Guest2969 |
Posted - 01/12/2012 : 08:43:33 [quote]Originally posted by Guest0849
i heard it was Sopel that hurt his back picking up a cracker -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It must of been an animal cracker and he thought it was a real lion that he picked up and got scared and when he jumped from the shock it pulled out his back |
Guest0168 |
Posted - 01/11/2012 : 18:48:35 quote: Originally posted by Guest0719
quote: Originally posted by nuxfan
wow - an injury that even Salo has not had before...
actually i recall a number of years ago salo hurting his back picking up a cracker that he had dropped. no joke
That was sopel |
Guest0849 |
Posted - 01/11/2012 : 17:50:38 i heard it was Sopel that hurt his back picking up a cracker |
Guest0719 |
Posted - 01/11/2012 : 16:17:37 quote: Originally posted by nuxfan
wow - an injury that even Salo has not had before...
actually i recall a number of years ago salo hurting his back picking up a cracker that he had dropped. no joke |
OILINONTARIO |
Posted - 01/11/2012 : 13:58:23 quote: Originally posted by Lunchbox
quote: Originally posted by foolpittier
Tim Connolly was out with this same thing last year
What is Penner's wife making Tim Connolly pancakes for?
Thank you. That made my day!
The Oil WILL make the playoffs in 2012. |
foolpittier |
Posted - 01/10/2012 : 12:21:04 quote: Originally posted by Lunchbox
quote: Originally posted by foolpittier
Tim Connolly was out with this same thing last year
What is Penner's wife making Tim Connolly pancakes for?
Tim's contract say's he's not allowed to be around a stove. |
Lunchbox |
Posted - 01/09/2012 : 18:26:30 quote: Originally posted by foolpittier
Tim Connolly was out with this same thing last year
What is Penner's wife making Tim Connolly pancakes for? |
foolpittier |
Posted - 01/09/2012 : 15:34:36 Tim Connolly was out with this same thing last year |
sahis34 |
Posted - 01/09/2012 : 15:15:16
Go OILERS Go!!! |
nuxfan |
Posted - 01/09/2012 : 15:05:57 wow - an injury that even Salo has not had before... |