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leafsfan_101
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1530 Posts |
 Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:27:22
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Don't know how well this would work but it could give interesting and funny answers. What you have to do is complete a sentence that is only half done. When you finish the sentence you make another half sentence.
ill start
Home ice matters when you are...
When life gives you lemons throw them at the Ottawa Senators and their fans and hope it gets them in the eyes ;)
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jbraiter
PickupHockey Pro
577 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:28:31
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| the Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:29:14
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I was gonna say Calgary Flames 
Jbraiter, you need to make another half sentence. |
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jbraiter
PickupHockey Pro
577 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:29:25
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| The worst team in the Nhl is... |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:31:30
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the Tor--OK I'll be truthful, it's the Flyers
The best announcer in the NHL is.. |
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jbraiter
PickupHockey Pro
577 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:35:31
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Tie Domi
The player who is leading in goals...on his own net.... |
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leafsfan_101
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1530 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:38:42
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... is someone who can't play hockey very well.
The refs call games like...
When life gives you lemons throw them at the Ottawa Senators and their fans and hope it gets them in the eyes ;) |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:40:12
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the biggest idiots ever
The Leafs might win the Cup again in ____ years |
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jbraiter
PickupHockey Pro
577 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:40:17
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blind monkeys
Ed Belfour is a better goalie then... |
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jbraiter
PickupHockey Pro
577 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:41:24
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| sryy about tht guys mik beat me 2 leafsfans comment |
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leafsfan_101
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1530 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:41:24
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...Patrick Lalime
You know a player is Canadian when...
When life gives you lemons throw them at the Ottawa Senators and their fans and hope it gets them in the eyes ;) |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:42:52
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He ends every sentence with "eh"
In the evenings he thinks, "Screw taking the trash out and running the dish washer--hockey is on!"
He thinks 3 feet of snow is a light shower
His new critique is "That blows"
He forgets what Target is
TSN or CBC becomes his preferred sports network
0 degrees F is a nice day...0 degrees C is a really nice day
He HAS to have the Jets back in Winnipeg
Lacrosse is his new favorite summer sport
Minnesota is "south of the border"
He develops a knowledge of French without taking a class
He refers to people he doesn't like as "meatballs"
Roots is his new favorite clothing brand
He abbreviates Toronto as TO
He starts spelling stuff like "favorite" and "color" with a U in them
Molson Canadian is his new favorite beer
He builds an ice rink in your backyard
He develops a liking for maple products...oh and while we're talking about food, Thanksgiving should be in October eh?
His new favorite animal is the beaver
He starts saying "Leafs" when you should say "leaves"
The Montreal Canadiens have won ___ Cups (PuckNuts feel free to answer, haha!)
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jbraiter
PickupHockey Pro
577 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:45:27
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| So i here your canadian |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:46:44
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quote:
Originally posted by jbraiter
So i here your canadian
Me? No I am not eh
I was born in Los Angeles |
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PuckNuts
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
2414 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:47:20
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He has a beer before and after the game...
There are: People that make things happen, people that watch things happen, and people that wonder what happened, who are you... |
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Beans15
Moderator
Canada
8286 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 18:50:39
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| He has a beer before and after the game... I drink before, during, and after the game. |
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PuckNuts
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
2414 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 19:01:49
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Sorry you are right Beans...my water bottle has Vodka in it...
There are: People that make things happen, people that watch things happen, and people that wonder what happened, who are you... |
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jbraiter
PickupHockey Pro
577 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 19:03:02
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that is why i crashed into the goalie
it is no goal because... |
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PuckNuts
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
2414 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 19:04:35
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quote:
Originally posted by jbraiter
that is why i crashed into the goalie
it is no goal because...
The red light did not go on...
McGeough was the Referee...
There are: People that make things happen, people that watch things happen, and people that wonder what happened, who are you... |
Edited by - PuckNuts on 04/11/2007 19:09:50 |
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jbraiter
PickupHockey Pro
577 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 19:09:25
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A golf fan ha ha
The Leafs will win the stanley cup in...
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PuckNuts
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
2414 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2007 : 19:32:48
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2008
2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
They will let Montreal win one...
There are: People that make things happen, people that watch things happen, and people that wonder what happened, who are you... |
Edited by - PuckNuts on 04/11/2007 19:33:10 |
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juice32
Rookie
Canada
100 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 06:21:50
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.........when Samsonov is the team captin
If I were JFJ I would............. |
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manninm
PickupHockey Pro
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 06:35:44
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If I were JFJ I would.............not buy a house in Toronto...
If I'm Mats Sundin I'm... |
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PuckNuts
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
2414 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 06:57:10
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concentrate on the team not my hair...
There are: People that make things happen, people that watch things happen, and people that wonder what happened, who are you... |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 14:12:20
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| Mats Sundin HAS no hair... |
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semin-rules
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1915 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 15:53:27
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Because he pulls it out when they don't make the playoffs.
If I saw Gretzky I would say....
~~~~~COME ON STARS, LETS BRING IT HOME~~~~~ |
Edited by - semin-rules on 04/13/2007 16:12:48 |
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leafsfan_101
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1530 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 17:23:06
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... Hi .
The purpose of a team in Florida is...
When life gives you lemons throw them at the Ottawa Senators and their fans and hope it gets them in the eyes ;) |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 17:34:01
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...not much, I'm afraid
If you met Malkin you would say....(remember he doesn't speak English ) |
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1 Crosby fan
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1454 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 18:08:54
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I'd speak mumbo-jumbo(try to speak russian)
If i won the cup i would..........
Viktor Kozlov is my hero |
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Patchy
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
529 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 18:26:51
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kiss it.
Gary Bettman should....
~~Go Leafs Go~~ |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 19:01:58
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...retire
Tonight the Predators will.... |
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leafsfan1
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
338 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 19:06:05
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... kill the sharks
if you saw wade belak......
Sens Suck
Habs Suck
Leafs Rule
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1 Crosby fan
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1454 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 19:12:33
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I'd say hi
Alfredsson should.....
Viktor Kozlov is my hero |
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leafsfan1
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
338 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 19:13:57
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... get traded
Sundin Shoud....
Sens Suck
Habs Suck
Leafs Rule
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1 Crosby fan
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1454 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 19:15:51
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Grow Hair
Crosby should..........
Viktor Kozlov is my hero |
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Patchy
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
529 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 19:33:07
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Stop being so damn good
If Don Cherry retired...
~~Go Leafs Go~~ |
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leafsfan1
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
338 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 19:34:14
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.... i would be pissed
if JFJr retired........
Sens Suck
Habs Suck
Leafs Rule
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semin-rules
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1915 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 19:40:10
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I would kiss a monkey
If they took fighitng out of hockey, I would...
~~~~~COME ON STARS, LETS BRING IT HOME~~~~~ |
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1 Crosby fan
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1454 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 19:49:04
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I would completely lose all my respect for Bettman
The Leafs should....
Viktor Kozlov is my hero |
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semin-rules
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1915 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 19:54:39
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Stop thinking about what they are going to wear tomorow and start focusing on hockey.
If you are a Leafs fan....
~~~~~COME ON STARS, LETS BRING IT HOME~~~~~ |
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1 Crosby fan
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1454 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2007 : 20:09:08
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I'd become an Canuck fan
Dallas fans should........
Viktor Kozlov is my hero |
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(GAME) Finish the sentence... 
