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Mikhailova Posted - 04/01/2007 : 15:40:47
Wayne Gretzky: "Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be."
You say: "Some people skate to the puck. I'm already there."

Wayne Gretzky: "You miss 100% of the shots you never take."
You say: "Technically, if you never take any you are 0 for 0, and 0/0 is undefined."

Bobby Orr: "Forget about style, worry about results."
You say: "What if style is your only way to get decent results?"

Herm Edwards: "You play to win the game"
You say: "Then why in the world are the Flyers even bothering?"

Some lady (forget her name): "Anyone who does not believe in miracles is not a realist"
You say: "Either that or they're Russian and were alive in 1980"

Sidney Crosby: "I am what I am"
IHC says: "A huge whiner? We know that all too well, you don't need to advertise it"

Marian Hossa: "You have to have the strength if you're going to get to the net"
You say: "Why state the obvious?"

Mark Messier: "I can never shrug off a defeat"
You say: "Your shoulders must really start to hurt after awhile"

Mario Lemieux: "I'm not coming back to be an average player"
You say: "You're coming back to be a worse one?"

Marcel Dionne: "My heart is still with the Kings, but my body is with the Rangers"
You say: "Looks like you need a heart transplant then"

Ray Bourque: "A Stanley Cup would be unbelievable"
You say: "Why? Is your team that bad?"

Serge Savard: "This is not a victory for the Canadiens, this is a victory for hockey"
You say: "Leafs fans will disagree"

Jiri Fischer: "You're not going to rule the league at 19"
You say: "I'd like you to meet a guy called Sidney Crosby..."

Vladislav Tretjak: "I would've loved to play in Montreal"
You say: "But sooner or later you will encounter Leafs fans"

Dan Blackburn: "When you need a break, it's usually just a mental break"
You say: "When you need a break, let Ruutu or Laraque know and they'll give it to you...but probably in the arm"

Rick DiPietro: "Some people might call me arrogant or cocky, but I'm just confident"
You say: "Hey Sid, it's your new retaliation line!"

Red Kelly: "I thought that the greatest stick-handlers were in hockey, but I found out they were in Parliament"
Canadians say: "Huh?"
Americans say: "Guess we don't have any good stick-handlers then"
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Crosby IS The Next Wayne Posted - 06/13/2007 : 15:07:54
i remember the malarchuk incident...that was scary

i think this is good:

Pavel Datsyuk (RBK quote): "Soft hands, hard shot, life is full of paradoxes"
You (to RBK): "How bout sponsoring someone who spends less time making quotes and more time scoring?"

A Toast to Foresberg (one of the greatest captains ever)!!!

"I have to be the difference." - Martin Brodeur

"You know what you call it when you come in second? It's called LOSING!!!!" - Christopher Siu
number1leafsfan Posted - 05/09/2007 : 16:36:42
quote:
Originally posted by Mikhailova

Thought of another one...Part 3 is moving along kinda slowly, lol. Might come in bits and pieces.

Ed Belfour: "What shall we do if we aren't in the playoffs?"
You say: "Ask the Leafs, they're the experts on that"




Thats my least favourite quote this is how i would put it (even know its not true)

Ed Belfour:"What shall we do if we aren't in the playoffs?"
I say: Ask the Senators they are experts

I am what I am- Sid The Kid
Mikhailova Posted - 05/03/2007 : 13:33:33
Thought of another one...Part 3 is moving along kinda slowly, lol. Might come in bits and pieces.

Ed Belfour: "What shall we do if we aren't in the playoffs?"
You say: "Ask the Leafs, they're the experts on that"
Mikhailova Posted - 04/22/2007 : 18:07:37
Part 3:

This part will be continued later when I think of more, but I just got this quote from Leigh's profile

Teddy Roosevelt: "Do what you can with what you have"
You say: "I guess that's Calgary's only hope now, isn't it?"

Saku Steen Posted - 04/21/2007 : 10:48:08
quote:
Originally posted by Mikhailova

When I think of more quotes/responses, yes there will be part 3!



Cant wait!

I've figured it out, the guys gotta play like girls!
Mikhailova Posted - 04/21/2007 : 08:39:56
When I think of more quotes/responses, yes there will be part 3!
Saku Steen Posted - 04/21/2007 : 03:27:35
Haha, nice Mik! Will there be a part 3?

I've figured it out, the guys gotta play like girls!
leafsfan_101 Posted - 04/20/2007 : 19:08:25
LMAO thats great.

When life gives you lemons throw them at the Ottawa Senators and their fans and hope it gets them in the eyes ;)
1 Crosby fan Posted - 04/20/2007 : 18:58:28
Lol good ones Mik

Viktor Kozlov is my hero
Mikhailova Posted - 04/20/2007 : 17:13:46
Part 2:

Ken Dryden: "Because the demands on a goalie are mostly mental, it means that for a goalie, the biggest enemy is himself."
You say: "Or in Clint Malarchuk's case, Uwe Krupp."

Al Michaels: "Do you believe in miracles? YES!"
You say: "Me too, but it didn't start in 1980. Rather it was 1967."

Ilya Kovalchuk (in the Olympics): "It doesn't matter if it's Kazakhstan or Latvia, we have to play our best"
You say: "Didn't work so well with the Rangers, did it?"

Bernie Parent: "The mask gives you protection, saves you a few hundred stitches"
You say: "Too bad they switched to helmets, eh Clint?"

Bill Durnan: "They booed me and made me feel six inches high"
You say: "Don't go to Europe, dude. They routinely use the metric system"

Brad Park: "I took over a last-place team, and I kept them there"
You say: "Hey! Crosby did that last year too!"

d***ie Moore: "A hockey player is not smart enough to think"
You say: "Neither is John Ferguson Jr."

Curt Fraser (talking about Kovalchuk): "This kid could score with a nine-iron"
You say: "Good, 'cause he'll be doing a lot of that now"

Jaromir Jagr: "I don't want us chasing the puck down; that's how you get tired. Just keep it on my stick"
You say: "Sure thing Jags, will Gorilla Glue be strong enough?"

Denis Potvin: "We know we can beat the Rangers"
Kovalchuk says: "Shut up"
Leafs Rock Planet Posted - 04/04/2007 : 18:20:12
Good 1 leafs fan!!!

Leafs 4 Playoffs!!
leafsfan_101 Posted - 04/04/2007 : 18:13:56
Ok, i got one.

Roy says: I can't hear you because my rings are plugging my ears.
You say: Well take them out cuz i need your autograph.

Long Live Leafs Nation!!
leafsfan_101 Posted - 04/03/2007 : 16:48:58
I like the Hossa one. Its funny.

Long Live Leafs Nation!!
Saku Steen Posted - 04/02/2007 : 03:39:27
haha, My favourite one is the Sidney Crosby and 1HC! Its so funny!
Patchy Posted - 04/01/2007 : 20:25:31
Haha I like the first gretzky one, I always think that to myself whenever I hear that...

~~Go Leafs Go~~
1 Crosby fan Posted - 04/01/2007 : 19:00:28
Those were good lol

Winners never Quit and Quitters never win
I HATE CROSBY Posted - 04/01/2007 : 18:24:31
oh mik, always good for a good laugh, and a good math call too hahahaha...but lay off my leafs, eh.

I HATE CROSBY
PainTrain Posted - 04/01/2007 : 16:10:01
LOL good stuff Mik.
leafsfan_101 Posted - 04/01/2007 : 15:57:49
LOL funny. Minus the Leafs stuff.

Long Live Leafs Nation!!
semin-rules Posted - 04/01/2007 : 15:51:20
Haha those are great Mik

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