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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
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 Posted - 04/01/2007 : 15:40:47
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Wayne Gretzky: "Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be."
You say: "Some people skate to the puck. I'm already there."
Wayne Gretzky: "You miss 100% of the shots you never take."
You say: "Technically, if you never take any you are 0 for 0, and 0/0 is undefined."
Bobby Orr: "Forget about style, worry about results."
You say: "What if style is your only way to get decent results?"
Herm Edwards: "You play to win the game"
You say: "Then why in the world are the Flyers even bothering?"
Some lady (forget her name): "Anyone who does not believe in miracles is not a realist"
You say: "Either that or they're Russian and were alive in 1980"
Sidney Crosby: "I am what I am"
IHC says: "A huge whiner? We know that all too well, you don't need to advertise it"
Marian Hossa: "You have to have the strength if you're going to get to the net"
You say: "Why state the obvious?"
Mark Messier: "I can never shrug off a defeat"
You say: "Your shoulders must really start to hurt after awhile"
Mario Lemieux: "I'm not coming back to be an average player"
You say: "You're coming back to be a worse one?"
Marcel Dionne: "My heart is still with the Kings, but my body is with the Rangers"
You say: "Looks like you need a heart transplant then"
Ray Bourque: "A Stanley Cup would be unbelievable"
You say: "Why? Is your team that bad?"
Serge Savard: "This is not a victory for the Canadiens, this is a victory for hockey"
You say: "Leafs fans will disagree"
Jiri Fischer: "You're not going to rule the league at 19"
You say: "I'd like you to meet a guy called Sidney Crosby..."
Vladislav Tretjak: "I would've loved to play in Montreal"
You say: "But sooner or later you will encounter Leafs fans"
Dan Blackburn: "When you need a break, it's usually just a mental break"
You say: "When you need a break, let Ruutu or Laraque know and they'll give it to you...but probably in the arm"
Rick DiPietro: "Some people might call me arrogant or cocky, but I'm just confident"
You say: "Hey Sid, it's your new retaliation line!"
Red Kelly: "I thought that the greatest stick-handlers were in hockey, but I found out they were in Parliament"
Canadians say: "Huh?"
Americans say: "Guess we don't have any good stick-handlers then"
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Edited by - Mikhailova on 04/01/2007 15:43:03
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semin-rules
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
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Posted - 04/01/2007 : 15:51:20
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Haha those are great Mik
~~~~~COME ON STARS, LETS BRING IT HOME~~~~~ |
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leafsfan_101
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1530 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2007 : 15:57:49
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LOL funny. Minus the Leafs stuff .
Long Live Leafs Nation!! |
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PainTrain
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1393 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2007 : 16:10:01
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| LOL good stuff Mik. |
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I HATE CROSBY
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
538 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2007 : 18:24:31
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oh mik, always good for a good laugh, and a good math call too hahahaha...but lay off my leafs, eh.
I HATE CROSBY |
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1 Crosby fan
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1454 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2007 : 19:00:28
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Those were good lol
Winners never Quit and Quitters never win
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Patchy
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
529 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2007 : 20:25:31
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Haha I like the first gretzky one, I always think that to myself whenever I hear that...
~~Go Leafs Go~~ |
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Saku Steen
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1102 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2007 : 03:39:27
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| haha, My favourite one is the Sidney Crosby and 1HC! Its so funny! |
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leafsfan_101
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1530 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2007 : 16:48:58
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I like the Hossa one. Its funny.
Long Live Leafs Nation!! |
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leafsfan_101
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1530 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 18:13:56
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Ok, i got one.
Roy says: I can't hear you because my rings are plugging my ears.
You say: Well take them out cuz i need your autograph.
Long Live Leafs Nation!! |
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Leafs Rock Planet
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
902 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 18:20:12
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Good 1 leafs fan!!!
Leafs 4 Playoffs!! |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 17:13:46
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Part 2:
Ken Dryden: "Because the demands on a goalie are mostly mental, it means that for a goalie, the biggest enemy is himself."
You say: "Or in Clint Malarchuk's case, Uwe Krupp."
Al Michaels: "Do you believe in miracles? YES!"
You say: "Me too, but it didn't start in 1980. Rather it was 1967."
Ilya Kovalchuk (in the Olympics): "It doesn't matter if it's Kazakhstan or Latvia, we have to play our best"
You say: "Didn't work so well with the Rangers, did it?"
Bernie Parent: "The mask gives you protection, saves you a few hundred stitches"
You say: "Too bad they switched to helmets, eh Clint?"
Bill Durnan: "They booed me and made me feel six inches high"
You say: "Don't go to Europe, dude. They routinely use the metric system"
Brad Park: "I took over a last-place team, and I kept them there"
You say: "Hey! Crosby did that last year too!"
d***ie Moore: "A hockey player is not smart enough to think"
You say: "Neither is John Ferguson Jr."
Curt Fraser (talking about Kovalchuk): "This kid could score with a nine-iron"
You say: "Good, 'cause he'll be doing a lot of that now"
Jaromir Jagr: "I don't want us chasing the puck down; that's how you get tired. Just keep it on my stick"
You say: "Sure thing Jags, will Gorilla Glue be strong enough?"
Denis Potvin: "We know we can beat the Rangers"
Kovalchuk says: "Shut up" |
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1 Crosby fan
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1454 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 18:58:28
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Lol good ones Mik
Viktor Kozlov is my hero |
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leafsfan_101
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1530 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 19:08:25
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LMAO thats great.
When life gives you lemons throw them at the Ottawa Senators and their fans and hope it gets them in the eyes ;) |
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Saku Steen
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1102 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 03:27:35
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Haha, nice Mik! Will there be a part 3?
I've figured it out, the guys gotta play like girls! |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 08:39:56
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| When I think of more quotes/responses, yes there will be part 3! |
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Saku Steen
PickupHockey Veteran
Canada
1102 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 10:48:08
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quote:
Originally posted by Mikhailova
When I think of more quotes/responses, yes there will be part 3!
Cant wait!
I've figured it out, the guys gotta play like girls! |
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2007 : 18:07:37
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Part 3:
This part will be continued later when I think of more, but I just got this quote from Leigh's profile
Teddy Roosevelt: "Do what you can with what you have"
You say: "I guess that's Calgary's only hope now, isn't it?"
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Mikhailova
PickupHockey All-Star
USA
2918 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2007 : 13:33:33
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Thought of another one...Part 3 is moving along kinda slowly, lol. Might come in bits and pieces.
Ed Belfour: "What shall we do if we aren't in the playoffs?"
You say: "Ask the Leafs, they're the experts on that" |
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number1leafsfan
Rookie
Canada
103 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2007 : 16:36:42
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Originally posted by Mikhailova
Thought of another one...Part 3 is moving along kinda slowly, lol. Might come in bits and pieces.
Ed Belfour: "What shall we do if we aren't in the playoffs?"
You say: "Ask the Leafs, they're the experts on that"
Thats my least favourite quote this is how i would put it (even know its not true)
Ed Belfour:"What shall we do if we aren't in the playoffs?"
I say: Ask the Senators they are experts
I am what I am- Sid The Kid |
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Crosby IS The Next Wayne
Top Prospect
USA
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Posted - 06/13/2007 : 15:07:54
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i remember the malarchuk incident...that was scary
i think this is good:
Pavel Datsyuk (RBK quote): "Soft hands, hard shot, life is full of paradoxes"
You (to RBK): "How bout sponsoring someone who spends less time making quotes and more time scoring?"
A Toast to Foresberg (one of the greatest captains ever)!!!
"I have to be the difference." - Martin Brodeur
"You know what you call it when you come in second? It's called LOSING!!!!" - Christopher Siu |
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How to ruin inspirational quotes 
