In a court session a boy was a victim of getting beaten and abused by his father, the judge asked ''my boy would it be alright if you went to live with your mother? the boy said'' she beats me up too. ''Alright said the judge how about your grandparents on your fathers side''? the boy says no ''they beat me up also'' the judge said ''how about your grandparents on your mothers side'' the boy said '' no they beat me up all the time my whole family beats me up. The judge says'' my dear boy where will you go? the boy says '' I want to go live with the edmonton oilers they cant beat anybody''.