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Guest8571
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 Posted - 06/30/2009 : 01:34:11
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As i sit here making my late night forum topics i think of one thing.... how average the Oilers are..They are actaually a bit below average.....they have no rookies or veterans....they just dont have anything and will always be that just out of the playoffs team....they have by far the worst management in modern day hockey...
If you put them and Phoenix together...i think of one thing...the two cities love of two things hockey and porn. These may be the two greatest cities in the hockey world but they have terrible teams....the people love hockey there....their love of porn and hockey brings me to hear one song............
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Come on girl, yeah..it’s me Jackie Moon.
Don’t gimme that look, that’s right, let’s get sweaty, let’s get real sweaty
I’m talkin’ rainforest sweaty, I’m talkin’ swamp sweaty.
Let’s fill the bathtub full of sweat…alright.
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me ------- sexy
Back it on up and show and prove
That lovin’ me sexy is the thing to do
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me sexy
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Freak of the week are you in the mood
To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me -------sexy
Our Zodiac signs are compatible
Clocking that ass from across the room
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me -------sexy
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
(Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Who wants to love me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Are you ready to lick me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Is it you? Or is it you?
Baby were naked and we’re humpin’ sexy.
Is it you? Or is it you?
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Guest6196
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Posted - 06/30/2009 : 07:52:37
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| This must be a joke as the Oilers have one of the best management teams in the league. |
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Rambo2305
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2009 : 08:47:37
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Originally posted by Guest8571
As i sit here making my late night forum topics i think of one thing.... how average the Oilers are..They are actaually a bit below average.....they have no rookies or veterans....they just dont have anything and will always be that just out of the playoffs team....they have by far the worst management in modern day hockey...
If you put them and Phoenix together...i think of one thing...the two cities love of two things hockey and porn. These may be the two greatest cities in the hockey world but they have terrible teams....the people love hockey there....their love of porn and hockey brings me to hear one song............
quote:
Come on girl, yeah..it’s me Jackie Moon.
Don’t gimme that look, that’s right, let’s get sweaty, let’s get real sweaty
I’m talkin’ rainforest sweaty, I’m talkin’ swamp sweaty.
Let’s fill the bathtub full of sweat…alright.
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me ------- sexy
Back it on up and show and prove
That lovin’ me sexy is the thing to do
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me sexy
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Freak of the week are you in the mood
To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me -------sexy
Our Zodiac signs are compatible
Clocking that ass from across the room
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me -------sexy
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
(Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Who wants to love me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Are you ready to lick me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Is it you? Or is it you?
Baby were naked and we’re humpin’ sexy.
Is it you? Or is it you?
Lovin the Jackie Moon song, surprised no one else picked up on the Semi-pro quote lol
"Most people spend time and energy going around problems, rather than trying to solve them" - Henry Ford |
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Guest6196
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Posted - 06/30/2009 : 09:18:47
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Originally posted by Rambo2305
quote:
Originally posted by Guest8571
As i sit here making my late night forum topics i think of one thing.... how average the Oilers are..They are actaually a bit below average.....they have no rookies or veterans....they just dont have anything and will always be that just out of the playoffs team....they have by far the worst management in modern day hockey...
If you put them and Phoenix together...i think of one thing...the two cities love of two things hockey and porn. These may be the two greatest cities in the hockey world but they have terrible teams....the people love hockey there....their love of porn and hockey brings me to hear one song............
quote:
Come on girl, yeah..it’s me Jackie Moon.
Don’t gimme that look, that’s right, let’s get sweaty, let’s get real sweaty
I’m talkin’ rainforest sweaty, I’m talkin’ swamp sweaty.
Let’s fill the bathtub full of sweat…alright.
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me ------- sexy
Back it on up and show and prove
That lovin’ me sexy is the thing to do
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me sexy
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Freak of the week are you in the mood
To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me -------sexy
Our Zodiac signs are compatible
Clocking that ass from across the room
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me -------sexy
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
(Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Who wants to love me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Are you ready to lick me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Is it you? Or is it you?
Baby were naked and we’re humpin’ sexy.
Is it you? Or is it you?
Lovin the Jackie Moon song, surprised no one else picked up on the Semi-pro quote lol
"Most people spend time and energy going around problems, rather than trying to solve them" - Henry Ford
No I picked up on it I just dont like Jackie Moon, or someone saying Edm has a bad management structure. |
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Rambo2305
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2009 : 10:09:53
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lol...Guest6196...I think Guest8571 took full advantage of 1/2 pints on Mondays. You can tell by the fact that the Pheonix/Edmonton comparisons make no sense at all. I'll give him a free pass for writing on the forum when drunk. So I won't harp anymore :) lol
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Guest6196
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Posted - 06/30/2009 : 10:46:23
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Originally posted by Rambo2305
lol...Guest6196...I think Guest8571 took full advantage of 1/2 pints on Mondays. You can tell by the fact that the Pheonix/Edmonton comparisons make no sense at all. I'll give him a free pass for writing on the forum when drunk. So I won't harp anymore :) lol
"Most people spend time and energy going around problems, rather than trying to solve them" - Henry Ford
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Guest0459
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Posted - 06/30/2009 : 13:52:59
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Originally posted by Guest6196
This must be a joke as the Oilers have one of the best management teams in the league.
now thats the biggest joke in world right there i can name 3/4 of there signing which are brutal |
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hockster
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
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Posted - 06/30/2009 : 15:52:26
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Originally posted by Guest0459
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Originally posted by Guest6196
This must be a joke as the Oilers have one of the best management teams in the league.
now thats the biggest joke in world right there i can name 3/4 of there signing which are brutal
Kinda gotta agree with this. What good moves have they made?
The bad ones seem to outnumber the good ones.
Iginla for 2010 team captain.
Flames for cup...eventually. |
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Guest9235
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Posted - 06/30/2009 : 21:11:48
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Originally posted by hockster
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Originally posted by Guest0459
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Originally posted by Guest6196
This must be a joke as the Oilers have one of the best management teams in the league.
now thats the biggest joke in world right there i can name 3/4 of there signing which are brutal
Kinda gotta agree with this. What good moves have they made?
Now Its Tambs in control, not Lowe, so their managment is decent. Also he just unloaded penner and got Heatley, so theres a good move lol
The bad ones seem to outnumber the good ones.
Iginla for 2010 team captain.
Flames for cup...eventually.
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Guest2770
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Posted - 07/01/2009 : 11:48:59
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| The Oilers are in for one brutal year. Who the hell is going to play nets. Definately last place in the west for 09\10. |
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hockster
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
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Posted - 07/01/2009 : 12:20:02
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Originally posted by Guest2770
The Oilers are in for one brutal year. Who the hell is going to play nets. Definately last place in the west for 09\10.
Agreed, another bad deal in not signing Rolli. He is one of the most bang for your buck goalies in the NHL.
Their management is terrible. Why doesnt Katz just gut the team?
Iginla for 2010 team captain.
Flames for cup...eventually. |
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Guest9235
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Posted - 07/02/2009 : 01:11:55
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Originally posted by Guest2770
The Oilers are in for one brutal year. Who the hell is going to play nets. Definately last place in the west for 09\10.
How about Khibibulin? You know the goalie they signed that is a step up from Roli. |
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Rambo2305
PickupHockey Pro
Canada
546 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2009 : 05:14:51
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The Bulin wall...their D still has it's holes, but at least they have a goalie that can stop those extra chances...good move for Oil Country!
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Posted - 07/02/2009 : 08:08:59
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Khabibulin is a definite step up from Roloson, no offense to him. One of the few moves that worked out for Edmonton . . . obviously, if the HEatley deal hadn't been kaiboshed, you'd all be planning the parade route on Whyte Ave right now, as that would have really created some excitement!
I'd rate Edmonton management as average . . . nothing more, nothing less.
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jbud
Top Prospect
Canada
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Posted - 08/27/2009 : 09:12:37
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oil forever!
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Kirby
Top Prospect
Canada
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Posted - 08/27/2009 : 13:59:43
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I half agree that Edmonton has bad management. But Lowe no longer makes the desicions, Tambellini does so its getting better. Also having those new coaches cant hurt
I skate where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.-Wayne Gretzky |
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just1n
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Posted - 08/27/2009 : 17:23:22
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It doesn't help that management has to deal with players not wanting to play (or live, rather) in Edmonton. Makes it a bit harder (see Pronger, Heatley, etc).
And there's no way Tambellini solely makes the decisions, Lowe still has his hand in it for sure. |
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Guest5874
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Posted - 08/31/2009 : 16:29:21
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| The Oilers may be mediocre, but the fact that big name players refuse to either sign or waive their no- trade clauses (Hello, Heatly) doesn't help matters. Although their management is sub par, it could be far worse, like that of Florida or the Islanders. That being said this season doesn't look that bright in Oil Country, there is no way in hell they will be able to take the division and if a forward doesn't step up they'll be right back to where they were last year. |
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Guest6729
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Posted - 08/31/2009 : 16:55:17
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| Oiler will be dark horse this year with careers years coming from the young guns with a real coach anything is possible wow MACT doesn't have a job still who would have guessed that hes so smart MACBLENDER to the rescue to the leafs???? |
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